Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Jack Bauer Arrested?
Apparently Jack Bauer was busted for driving under the influence (of alcohol, not awesome.) How many officers did it take to get Mr. Bauer to jail? My guess is that they called in the National Guard.
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If Jack got arrested I feel like he would have been able to convince the cops through mind control that he was the officer doing the field sobriety test and that they forgot because they were so fucked up. And then he would kick the crap out of them and steal their walkie talkies and car. Besides, Jack has ALREADY been ADDICTED to heroin. I think he could pass a fucking breathalizer...C'MON!
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Shit wrong copy paste. I meant SHIT THIS: http://perezhilton.com/?p=6105
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