Monday, September 17, 2007

Survivor China: Sticky Rice Adventure Time

So the new season of Survivor starts this week and it has a rather odd group of contestants, let's examine some:



Ashley Massaro (28) - WWE Wrestler
This bitch is gonna be voted off in like 2 episodes tops. Sweet piercings girl-brah.



Steve "Chicken" Morris (47) - Chicken Farmer
This dude is almost 50 and goes by the nickname Chicken. He says all his friends call him by that. Wow.


Dave Cruser (37) - Former Model
Sup ladies.



Denise Martin (40) - Lunch Lady
Sup ladies.



Erik Huffman (26) - Musician
Pube hair. Hate him already.


Frosti Zernow (20) - Parkour Athlete, Student
That's right, Frosti. Frosti will flip the fuck over you without blinking.


James Clement (30) - Gravedigger
Read that again. GRAVEDIGGER. Holy shit, awesome.


Leslie Nease (38) - Christian Radio Talkshow Host

Todd Herzog (22) - Flight Attendant
Leslie is a right-wing evangelist. Todd is an openly gay mormon from Utah. They are starting off on the same tribe. Awesome.


I'm not sure on the whole China location thing. Hopefully the first challenge will involve eating stinky tofu, fried pigeon and pig balls.

3 comments:

Mike said...

I am rooting for Pubey McPubehead just to spite you.

Jessica said...

Who watches survivor??? Who are you people? I don't have a TV.....

robertallen said...

I swear I've never watched this show before. The whole first US show filmed in China thing got me interested. I swear. Really.

Shit.