This blog seems to be missing something...

Hmm... what could it be?











Ah, that's better.

Babe: A Pig in Metropolis?

George Miller ("Babe", "Happy Feet") is going to direct the Justice League movie that is in pre-production. Is anyone else weirded out by this choice? Will there be more religion-bashing continued from "Happy Feet" where Aquaman takes on the Catholic church for their stance on homosexuals? I can't wait for the Green Lantern to punch the Pope. Rock? I think so.

'The Hills' Stealing From 'The Wedding Singer'?

I swear to God Spencer was stealing lines from the douche-y fiance of Drew Barrymore in the movie while they were registering gifts at Crate & Barrel or wherever. Can you imagine Spencer dressed up as Don Johnson from Miami Vice with that disgusting facial hair he grows?

Here's to hoping for a Billy Idol cameo in the season finale. Viva the scripted drama!

Jack Bauer Arrested?

Apparently Jack Bauer was busted for driving under the influence (of alcohol, not awesome.) How many officers did it take to get Mr. Bauer to jail? My guess is that they called in the National Guard.

The Teachings of Ahmadinejad

Apparently Iran doesn't have homosexuals. Who'da thunk it?

Deadwood, Part 1

1) Is there an overall porn movie plot that drives the series or is the show an overlay of porn movie plots?

2) The ideas that spawn off from the show (iPods that are hooked up to nanomachines in your brain that stream music based on thought processing, also one feature that could be added is that it posts your thoughts to a blog and saves them to see if you want to publish them.) are amazing.


To Be Continued...

Monsters HD

My parents have a channel dedicated solely to showing monster movies (Friday The 13th is on right now) in high definition. My question to everyone is whether this really is the greatest development that has been conceived by man? Is this the pinnacle of technology? Also, this message is dedicated to the wonderful people at the Dish Network for putting this channel in their lineup.

George Bush is scared of horses.

So Vicente Fox used to be G. Dub's south of the border best buddy, well now he's releasing a book that surprisingly (okay not at all) paints Bush as no good city-folk. Wowza:

Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico, derided his political friend
as a "windshield cowboy" – a cowboy who prefers to drive – and "the cockiest guy
I have ever met in my life".

He recalled a meeting in Mexico shortly after both
men had been elected when Mr Fox offered Mr Bush a ride on a "big palomino"
horse.

Mr Fox, who left office in December, recalled Mr Bush "backing away" from
the animal. ''

A horse lover can always tell when others don't share our
passion," he said, according to the Washington Post.

Mr Bush has spoken of his fondness for shooting doves and cutting brush on his Crawford ranch in Texas, which he bought in 1999. The property reportedly has no horses and only five cattle.

iTunes Album Deals I Found

So sometimes Apple screws up and prices an album based on number of songs instead of playlength. Here's some awesome deals I found clicking around tonight:



Thelonious Monk - Monk's Music: 70 minutes of cool at $3.99

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=194342603

Thelonious Monk - Genius of Modern Music: $5.99 and DRM free! Woo!

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=77955425

Marsen Jules - Golden: $6.93 for a beautiful ambient album.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=258478059

John Coltrane - A Love Supreme: $3.99

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=166103237

And the best iTunes deal of all:

Miles Davis' Tribute to Jack Johnson: $1.99 for almost an hour worth of music, not to mention it's one of the best albums ever recorded.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=211465416

Survivor China: Sticky Rice Adventure Time

So the new season of Survivor starts this week and it has a rather odd group of contestants, let's examine some:



Ashley Massaro (28) - WWE Wrestler
This bitch is gonna be voted off in like 2 episodes tops. Sweet piercings girl-brah.



Steve "Chicken" Morris (47) - Chicken Farmer
This dude is almost 50 and goes by the nickname Chicken. He says all his friends call him by that. Wow.


Dave Cruser (37) - Former Model
Sup ladies.



Denise Martin (40) - Lunch Lady
Sup ladies.



Erik Huffman (26) - Musician
Pube hair. Hate him already.


Frosti Zernow (20) - Parkour Athlete, Student
That's right, Frosti. Frosti will flip the fuck over you without blinking.


James Clement (30) - Gravedigger
Read that again. GRAVEDIGGER. Holy shit, awesome.


Leslie Nease (38) - Christian Radio Talkshow Host

Todd Herzog (22) - Flight Attendant
Leslie is a right-wing evangelist. Todd is an openly gay mormon from Utah. They are starting off on the same tribe. Awesome.


I'm not sure on the whole China location thing. Hopefully the first challenge will involve eating stinky tofu, fried pigeon and pig balls.

New Horror Series Idea

"Ghost Truck" It is all about a truck that drives people around to awful situations involving dead people that are not other trucks. It starts with "Ghost Truck: The Abandoned." Look the subtitle'd movie up and tell me what you think. Also, all movies should be featuring the monster from Lost.

grad school blues

Studying for the GRE sucked. Taking the GRE sucked. Finding out my scores sucked. Finding grad schools sucks.
Waffles does not suck, cuz she's healthy and cute!

Things I'm Looking Forward To

Games: Um, will anything be in our xbox besides skate for the next month or so? Prolly not. San Vanelona here we come. Goddamn I hope we can buy this tomorrow. Tony who? This game made me very briefly think that it would be a good idea to go to Wal-Mart tonight at midnight to pester employees to put it out on shelves. Thank god Cristina has more sense than me and just told me that I was not infact, going to Wal-Mart at midnight.

Movies: Motherfucking Dragon Wars. This Korean shitfest looks to deliver some amazing CG effects with some incredibly bad dialogue. High times await, my friends.
Eastern Promises is going to be violent, disturbing Cronenburg at his best. Viggo looks scary and ridiculous at the same time.

TV: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia starts tonight oh god why am I not watching this right now.

Music: Animal Collective and Kanye West on vinyl, like, as soon as I find them.

Sandra Lee

Sandra Lee is a hideous zombie beast woman. I looked her up on IMDb and she has a credited role in "The Gravedancers" as zombie beast woman #3. I swear this is true.